Dear Janet (and Justin too, I guess.)

Dear Janet,

Hey girl.

I just wanted to let you know that I didn’t forget about February 1, 2004. No-sir-e, I did not. Just in case you can’t remember:

OH NOES!

Listen! I’m not here to hate – on the contrary. I’m here to say that I think it was pretty stinkin’ messed up how people treated you after the “wardrobe malfunction.” You and JT were pretty clever to come up with that, in my opinion. Come on, we both know that wasn’t an accident. He had you naked(ish) by the end of that song, all right.

SO SILLY

I also don’t think that people should have gone around and blamed you guys for being solely responsible for the increased regulation of broadcasting and the censorship of free speech. That’s pretty heavy stuff just for one exposed(ish) nipple!

Look, I’m not trying to reopen old wounds. All I really wanted to say was you’re still awesome, and 2004 was a fluke year. MTV, and the FCC, and the PTC were just jealous – that’s all.

Keep on rockin’ girl.

I LOVE THIS SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2KabvvLF7M

Everyone should come on out to see The Encyclopedia Show Austin: Censorship TOMORROW at ND@501 Studios. Doors open at 7:30!